Lice Peeking

Dear Diary,

My day started off ordinary, a six pack of beer and then I fliped on that old missubishi tv and watched the end of that post game show that they have on chanel four. Then, I got some leftover meet loaf out of the fridge and started eatin' that 'till Shelly came over and told me to take out the trash. It wasn't much late' till a kid called Noah, that dude I used to work for uh Mr. Underwood well his son, came to talk to me about some proublem with his dad. I kinda zoned off untill I heard that old fool was in the slammer. Then that kid went on about why he did it and how Mr. Muleman was dumping the muck water into the cape and saving money from his casino boat. His dad "had" to do it but he needed help with finishin' Dusty off. I told him I ain't doin' nothin' with that crazy man especially if it's gonna cost me my frredom. Then I thought, what's in it for me? He offered me his ol' '97 Dodge pickup. That rusty old thing wasn't worth it I mean I could have made some money off of it but I figured i have my own wheels. He blabbed on about more but I wan't paying attention and then he said, "I find out what we can offer." "Whatever", I said then I searched for a can of beer.